Undrafted

  It’s February 1998. You are a 19-year-old undergrad student in England. The building society that holds your money becomes a PLC. You receive a £3,500 payout. A friend you made a year ago receives one, too. You decide to visit New York together. Why not? You go for dinner with your girlfriend the night before your flight. She lives just around the corner from your friend. So, after spending some quality time together, you leave her bed and walk the two hundred yards to your friend’s house. Your taxi is booked for 4 am. You decide there’s no point in going to bed. Don’t want to sleep in and miss your flight, so you both wrap small amounts of amphetamine sulphate inside Rizla cigarette papers and swallow them. These “speed bombs” will keep you awake until you land on American soil. It’s breakfast time when you walk out of Newark Airport. The first thing you do is buy a foil pack of Marlboro cigarettes from a kiosk at the bus station. You’re amazed by how cheap they are compared to ...

 In a room without windows, strange things can happen. And, in a cavernous cellar bar buried deep in the city’s underbelly, the heavy mix of rain and pressure in the Friday night air can warp a man's mind. That’s what happened to someone before my very eyes. He lost his shape. He seemed to know everybody, but was a friend of no one. The room moved around him like he was the eye of a storm. But he couldn't be. He lacked the calm of a storm’s eye. He may have been physically still, yes, but inside, emotionally, there was turbulence. I'd seen him hopping between people and the bar throughout the evening. Never long with the people. Always long at the bar, trying to pick up drinks and conversations. Not many conversations—not long ones, anyway. But plenty of long drinks. When I found myself next to him, he claimed to know me. At first, I thought, maybe he did. I sort of half-recognised him. But then I realised he just had one of those faces. I'd never met him in my life. I...

  The first time I saw Robocop was on VHS rental from my local video store. It was in the school summer holiday of 1988. I was ten years old. When my friend and I tried to rent it, the video shop lady (that's what we called her) unsurprisingly said we were too young and refused to give us the tape. But we were persistent kids who wouldn't take no for an answer, so we needled her, trying to break her down until she said yes. She eventually relented and made us a proposition: If we returned with a letter from our parents saying we could watch the film, she'd let us rent it. We explained that our parents were all at work and my Grandma was looking after us (which was true). So she said we'd need written permission from my Grandma. We said ok and left the store. She probably thought we were just trying it on and that she'd managed to get rid of us. But we went straight to my house and asked my Grandma— who was standing in the kitchen organising the contents of on...

Roger is in his late fifties. He's young at heart and bounces around with animated sugar-rush energy.   Six cups of tea a day (four sugars in each) will do that to you.  He's medium height and looks haggard yet healthy, with tanned,  leathery skin covering his athletic frame. His usual greeting when entering a room is a loud and friendly, "Hello, groovers!" The most striking thing about Roger's appearance is his wavy collar-length bleach-blonde hair (noticeably darker at the root). Only slightly less remarkable are his jewel-like blue eyes that seem to squint and shine with secrets. Below them, he wears a quasi-permanent crooked, toothy grin. At least one of those teeth has cracked completely in half and been  superglued back in place by his own fair hand. His wardrobe, like his record collection, is entirely from the seventies. All natural fabrics (assuming you consider velvet to be natural); he's never worn a piece of sportswear in his life (unless you c...

It was around midday when we found Miguel. He was slouching on the steps beneath a human-sized stone cross on the edge of town. Slim, with tanned, leathery skin, thin lips, and dark, lank hair falling on his shoulders from beneath his leather cowboy hat, he looked every inch the Western outlaw. We knew right away he was our man. He got our attention with an almost comic book line, "Hey, you want something to smoke?" We said yes and began conversing in the local tongue. I say we—I left the talking to my travelling companion, Senor Tony, as his Spanish was far more fluent than mine. Within a couple of minutes, Miguel presented us with a small block of hashish. I could tell right away it was good stuff; dark and oily—the best we'd had all trip. This was Ronda, the final stop on our two-week tour of Andalusia. And this had been our customary approach in every town along the way— walk the streets until we found someone who looked like a good bet, then ask to score a smoke....